Iâ€™m one of the few who liked Paul W.S. Andersonâ€™s Alien Vs Predator, so maybe Iâ€™ve got a higher than normal tolerance for crap films but this follow-up makes Andersonâ€™s film look like a classic. It takes the slasher film mentality, i.e. spend the first half of the film introducing the victims and the second half killing them off, the only difference here is the bogeyman is extraterrestrial in origin. Whereas the first film had the Predator as (sort of) the good guy, here itâ€™s a free for all with the humans caught in the middle, so think Freddy Vs Jason without the humour.
Full of stereotypical characters who follow predictable story arcs anyone whoâ€™s seen Friday the 13th or any of its ilk will be able to predict whoâ€™s going to die. In fact we had more fun predicting who would be next to croak than we did watching the film. A lot more.
The Strause Brothers direction generates no tension or suspense, the action is poorly choreographed and it doesnâ€™t even deliver on the gore front (even in this Unrated Cut). Itâ€™s sad to see just how far these once mighty monsters have fallen, letâ€™s hope they leave them in peace now.
And the â€˜twistâ€™ ending was complete bollocks and made no sense at all.
For Dipaâ€™s equally negative review click here.
Thatâ€™s the end of Sci Fi Day for now. Like an all-you-can-eat buffet we attempted to devour more than we could possibly cram in in one sitting but we will do the remainder of the films (E.T., Transformers and Donnie Darko), probably next weekend.